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[foeyay]

Kamui Brisby

stupid big bro. huge ass sword tho.

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[parodeity]

Which things specifically? I literally was born in order to be the time guy, if that's what you mean. Like...the universe literally plotted it out that way, back in my other life. It was dumb.

[foeyay]

I mean you don't even try to have fun with it! What's the point of having real super powers if you don't abuse them?

[parodeity]

If I abused 'em all that much I might risk dying?

[foeyay]

[Kamui looks down at the cheetah banana one more time. Then he meets Dave's eyes with a decisive grin.]

Worth it.

[parodeity]

To die? Yeah, maybe. Are you ready to go back, dude?

[foeyay]

I'd rather make a run for it.

[He says with a straight face.]

[parodeity]

...I think for now we'll reverse first.

[ WHICH HE DOES WITHOUT actually asking, so ]

Mostly 'cause that sounds like a pain...

[foeyay]

[BACK TO THE PAST TO SAVE THE FUTURE.

Kamui wobbles for a second, surprised by the sudden change. He doesn't complain though, just looks down at the banana again to orient himself.]

Spoilsport.

[parodeity]

Changin' shit can lead to dead-end timelines?

[foeyay]

And you already know how I feel about that. [Kamui takes a deep breath in, then lets it all out with a nonchalant shrug.] But you showed me something pretty cool, so I guess I'll behave for your dead-end doubles at least.

This Retrospec bullshit... isn't really bullshit, is it?

[parodeity]

Nope. I get why people think it is, but it really ain't. It's easier when people show you shit they got, or when you remember something, but...even so, some people still think of it like bullshit, actually?

[foeyay]

Batshit, sure. I can't call it bullshit anymore though.

[How sad.]

[parodeity]

Is that better or worse, would you say?

[foeyay]

You just showed me your super power in action. A super power you got because you're mixed up in this batshit.

[Kamui's brows rise into orbit for the most blatant "no duh" expression recorded in known history.]

There's nothing better out there!

[parodeity]

So I take it you're hopin' for superpowers?

[foeyay]

Show me one person who isn't.

[parodeity]

Honestly there's a fuckton of people who are not into the idea - but yeah, a lot who are, so. I should maybe get goin' though. Talk to you later?

[foeyay]

Or whenever you want, I guess~

[He practically hums the words before offering a casual wave. Time to pick up that banana.]